Damn Donald Trump Jump

Buy this game and make your phone great again.

Listen to me. This game is a total winner, just like me. Play it. Its tremendous. It has everything. It has jumping, it has fabulous hair, it has even more jumping.

Sorry losers and haters, but this game is a yoooog amount of fun - and you all know it!

Features:
- Can be played equally well with short or long fingers.
- I didnt want to say this but the main character is tremendously handsome, absolutely tremendous good looks people.
- Also, there are walls. Nice sturdy American-made walls paid for by some really good friends of mine.
- Very slight, PG-rated cursing, just enough to spice things up a bit. I call it classy cursing.
- Did I mention the great walls? They are nice, very, very well built walls.
- Anyone can learn to play it, even the unfortunate people who arent from the US.

Seriously, if you dont download this game, you are a TOTAL LOSER.

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